MY RANTS: I wasn't feeling too well since Thursday & i decided to skip school on Friday & slept for like 20 hours in total. I SWEAR *__* i felt worse after sleeping so much. lol And on saturday it was raining SO HARD i couldn't even go out to walk (-_-;)
BUT i felt better today i went for a walk for like an hour around my neighborhood. Unfortunately, its "Golden week" right now *its like a national holiday* so the traffic was awful ＼(゜ロ＼)(／ロ゜)／
It was pretty awkward walking since there were so many cars waiting at the traffic light. lol. well as if anyone was looking at me but yeah. HAHA



EDIT EDIT EDIT. thanks for the pokes! lol i can't seem to sleep so im going to finish translating this thing. And i did fix some places so it might be a little different from the last time you all read this. xD
AND ITS REALLY REALLY REALLY LONG. please skip some parts because its so long

Tamashii no Radio (Kame as the guest)
OMG i was waiting for this i swear. Masa Ni-chan's radio is filled with really "ecchi" convos & its really hilarious.

Rough translation from the beginning to the end.

M: "I know things about you no one does"
K: "So you talk about *those* things too"

& they go on talking about their sizes etc etc (LOL)
then masa ni-chan starts talking about kame's attitude toward girls.
M: Kamenashi kun is a little too picky when it comes to girls. He seems like he always feel like lecturing girls who have attitude. I dont think he's popular with girls. I was like that when i was younger.
K: Are you trying to change yourself?
M: yeah i try to, because im 40.
K: When i talk to girls, i dont start off by denying her ideas, but once i hear something that i disagree to, i can't just nod & agree to what she's saying. If i DO agree to her even though i dont, i dont think there's any meaning to that conversation.
M: See, i told you he isn't attractive (or popular to girls)
K: I know that girls dont really want answers to their problems, they just say it because thats what they feel, but I still tell them what i think anyway.
K: But sometimes i do try and agree to it.
M: I dont think you do that often though, seriously.

LOL i swear, kame... If you keep on doing THAT, you seriously won't be in a long term relationship. :PP Maybe he does that because he either really cares, or it really disturbs him. lol
but either way i hate it when guys look down on you & give lectures. I dont think i'll be a good friend with kame either if i knew him in person. lol
one of my friends are like that & one is totally enough xD

And their theme for the day: FANS POINT OF VIEW!!!
In this part of the radio, the show asked kame's fans to say some things that want kame to fix.
And the first letter from kame's fan is hilarious.
The letter: One time in Masa's radio, it was mentioned that kame isnt really attractive. Thats probably because kame doesnt seem to understand girls feelings. In kame's radio, theres a corner that kame does a short skit. its where the fans give kame sentences that they want to be said. And last week, one of the fans asked kame to say "Today was your birthday? come here. *kiss/chu*" And right when kame finished saying that, he started complaining that there aren't guys who actually do this in real life. But actually, there are guys who do this. And most girls are actually happy if these things are said to them. THIS IS HOW GIRLS FEEL. BUT KAME DOESNT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND. Kame is definitely attractive as an idol. AS AN IDOL. BUT, as a guy he isnt, so i want him to try and start understanding girls true feelings.

M: Kame chan, i feel so bad for you about this letter.
K: Yeah, so she's saying that im a sad person who doesn't recognize girls feelings.
M: Wait, but do you actually feel like this?
K: No, actually i do know that girls love it if these things are said to them. But when i had say it, (i was embarrassed) i just randomly said it.
M & the other guy: AHAHAHAHAHAHH LOLOL!!
M: You're so cute.
K: i wanted to act cool because its kind of embarrassing to say this.
M: yeah, it is a little embarrassing.
K: I am a little romantic
M: Really? like what?
K: I do feel like doing romantic things to girls.
For example, surprising a girl by a present. I'm really bad at it but i do feel like doing things like that.
M: Would you do things like going to your girlfriends place & hide in a box wearing a police officer's uniform & surprising her?
K: LOL! & say "im going to arrest you? BANG!?" haha what kind of play is that? No, but something like taking her to a place with a nice view on her birthday, & secretly put her present in the trunk.
K: Thats the only thing i can think of right now.

2nd letter: Hello kame chan & masa chan. Today i wanted to mention that when Kame chan refers to a dog, he calls it "wan wan" & to a cat, he calls it "nyan nyan." BUT, kame always says that he wonders why people call him cute while cocking his head in the side with a pout. Kame, you're 23 already. When you refer to a dog, say "dog" and when referring to a cat, please say "cat."

interrupts:
All three of them: AHAHAHAHHA LOLOLOL!!!
M: Refer "cat" as "cat."
K: Is she making fun of me?
M: -continues on with the letter- Am i the only one who thinks this? & here's a question. "inu" is "dog" (in japanese) "neko" is "cat" then what is "kappa" in english? & if you can't answer this, say "kurumi chan, *kiss/chu*" (kurumi chan is the girl who wrote the letter)
K: HAHA what? i dont know... Kappa?
M: Wrong. the answer is "rain coat" (LOL! kappa is also an imaginary animal? but here it was one of those trick questions.)
K: Thats so irritating.
M:O kay so say "kurumi chan *kiss/chu*
K: Kurumi chan, im sorry, *kiss/chu* (so cute!!!!)
M: WOW. That was nice. YOU CAN DO IT KAME!
K: im so embarrassed.
M: From now on, you have to say "cat" & "dog" when you refert to them. my gosh what a letter...

& the 3 of them still laughs

3rd letter:
I was just talking about this a while ago with my friends, Kamenashi kun, kamenashi kun, your nipples are too small.

the 2 of them start laughing (HAHA)
K: Yeah, i do know that actually. & I do say this everywhere...

-continues with the letter-
Does this have to do anything with genes?
K: Well actually, i dont stare at my parents nipples so im not sure, but mine are small.
2 of them: OMG! ITS SO SMALL! (i think kame showed his to them lol)
K: its something that everyone knows already
M: But its better to have small nipples than small ... yeah
K: yeah thats true. haha

4th letter: I do have something to tell kamenashi kun. Kamenashi kun, sometimes you have the chance to draw. But i dont think you should draw in front of people. Well, i do think your drawings are funny though.

M: What does she mean by draw in front of people?
K: It was for a show. Im not really good with drawings. Whenever i draw, i draw in an instinct & imagine it rather than thinking about the actual thing. So im really bad at it
M: What did you draw recently?
K: On a tv show, i had to draw "Hakushon daimaou." And during that show, the staff ask me to draw BECAUSE im bad at it. So i dont feel like i need to improve on it.
-And Masa ni-chan draws "hakushon daimaou" & there's the drawing here: http://www.allnightnippon.com/fukuyama/blog/
K: OMG yours is awful!
M: the only thing that we both drew the same is the hat. lol
K: WHO IS THAT? hahaha Daimaou is king right?
the other guy: Kamenashi kun! he does only have 2 teeth & you drew that!
K: ... thats actually the tongue (AHAHHA OMG i couldnt stop laughing here)
the other guy: oh so thats what it is.
M: Can i draw a mustache? doesnt it look like the real hakuson daimaou?

5th letter: I decided to send this letter here rather than to kame's radio. On kame's radio, he has the show to himself alone, and it is interesting listening to him talk the whole time. However, from time to time, i feel like he needs someone to back him up with his ideas. Here's a problem. Everytime he says things like "i have this funniest story..." And most of his "funniest story" isnt funny at all. Last weeks "funniest story" was when kame chan went to okinawa & he saw a lot of high school students there. And that was it. I want you to advise to Kame chan that his stories aren't actually funny.

K: Yeah, im not really funny. But while talking to myself, i always reflect back on my memories & i last week i remembered when i went to one of those hotsprings alone, & i saw highschool students there. No one realized me though.
M: But its one of those public hotspring right?
K: Yeah, & right when i was about to go inside the hot spring, it said "reserved" and i couldnt get in. I thought that was pretty funny.
M: oh... i actually imagined you going in the hotspring & then the highschool students came in & was like "OMG ITS KAMENASHI YAY" kind of thing.
K: no its not
M: yeah, i dont think you shoul've said that was the funny story then.

6th: Hello Kamenashi kun. Its my first time e-mailing. & I have something to say. It seems like you always repeat things you said during KAT-TUN's concert several times. Its not really funny and we get really tired of it.
M: wow so this is about your MC
K: I do say the same things over at every concert. Like for example, i kept on saying "Rajibandari-" And this one time i didnt say it, but then the fans were like "EEEEH? do it" and when i did, i get letters like these. i think the fans are so conceited.
M: maybe you should do something that isnt really funny to your fans. Not to make the fans laugh, but only to make them happy.
K: yeah, thats what i try to do. i just wish the fans to enjoy the concert. Maybe i should try and protect myself more.

7th letter: I want kamenashi kun to stop doing something too. I Really TRY HARD to go to his concert. And before the concert, us fans try really hard to make ourselves pretty. It seems like kamenashi kun does that too, but last year's concert, his hairstyle was a mess & only looked like "higedanshaku's higuchi kun." Everytime the concert ended, i always talked about your hair to other fans. But you still stayed in the same haircut all throughout the concert. You are really hot so you should keep yourself the way you are. Kamenashi kun, the three things us fans dont want to see is your center bangs, your permed hair, and your thick black glasses. Everytime we see those it scares us. Please be in the concert with your bangs & without the thick black glasses.
M: So whats this all about?
K: actually the staff told me to stop & even the fans were telling me to stop too. But i wanted to get the "artistic part of me" haha
M: why are you laughing while saying that? lol
K: I wanted to challenge different things
M: So you wanted people to accept you with those challenges that you did. So this years concert, what are you going to do? And you now?
K: well today, i just showered with messy hair & i havent shaved, but this years concert, i think i'll be my normal self.
M: why dont you try shaving off one of your eyebrows?
K: haha no. But i do feel like breaking out of my shell and try different things.
the other guy: yeah, masa is trying to grow out his hair actually.
M: Im growing my hair because of the nhk's drama. Not because i want to be a mozart.
3 of them: hahahah
And then kame introduces the song "moon"

letter: I do have something to say to kamenashi kun, but i always felt like laughing about it. And yesterday, i did the "rajibandari" to my friends.

another letter: Im kame chan's fan. And i dont think YOU NEED TO TRY CHALLENGING ON THINGS. I love the way you are. And dont worry about not making your fans laugh. (and they all repeat after) I cant wait to see your sexy self.

M: So now all your fans are actually on your side. you can do anything you want to do! your fans would still protect you!
M: And the concert this year. Tokyo dome & Kyocera Dome concert! 7 days concert + alpha? whats the alpha?
K: I dont know myself but yeah, it was actually 7 days, but we got more days.
M: isnt that SO HARD?
K: i cant imagine it
M: And "rajibandari?"
K: haha im going to get tired of saying that every day though.
M: 13 days, thats really hard.
the other guy: And the new album "Break the Record" is releasing.
K: yeah
M: everyone's wearing black
K: 15 songs in LE. and the song earlier, "moon" is not included in the LE
M: so you all have 6 pages in the whole booklet? do you have your nipples in any of the pictures?
K: Actually, i dont.
M: Why don't you try photoshopping your nipples to look bigger?
K: One time, during one of the concerts, i noticed that my underarm was photoshopped.
M: thats kind of sad. dont you wonder if your underarm was really dirty?
K: haha
M: And your nipples. they should be photoshopped to be bigger. or make your fans write "bigger" next to your nipples or something.
K: yeah, write "bigger" next to them
HAHAHAHA whatever size the fans want them to be.
M: anyways, are you challenging something new like playing the guitar?
K: i've never played it during a concert. but this time, my solos a little different. it used to be simple, but this time, im trying something new.
M: thats good. thats something that your fans want. I thought you're going to perm your hair again. hahaha Finally kamenashi kun said Ordinary. Thats cool. Maybe you can try something different/surprise. by the way, what was your surprise for your girlfriend again?
K: To take her to a place with a nice view & hiding her present in the trunk. haha
M: hahaha he is going to do a surprise like that during the concert. Be careful fans! he's going to do something like that. Maybe a trunk would appear during the concert.
And his radio show, Kamenashi Kazuya's K's by K's. please listen to it. K's is not "case" as in trunk right? haha
K: yeah, my initial is K K & i asked my fans to name my radio.
M: oh, a lot of the radio title's are like jokes. For example, wakui emi's radio show "come (kamu) everybody." fufu. Kazuya, i think i just saw something coming out of your nose. it was sparkly and watery. haha.
the other guy: hahaha other titles were like "Matchy's kuruMatchy."
M: hahaha seriously? haha is that it? maybe because he likes cars? kuruma-tchy
K: yeah, he likes cars.
M: i think its almost time
the other guy: are you leaving now? (to kame)
M: no he can still stay until this ends.
well anyways, Please email to the radio some things that you like about kame. & what you all want kame to do at the concert.

letter: to kame, please have your "ero hip" during the concert.
M: so you have an "ero hip" during your concert?
K: yeah, i started this during the first concert, but most of the members do this now so i thought i would stop doing this. i think i'll start again though.

letter: please do higuchi kun & "rajibandari" again.
K: I dont impersonate higuchi kun & i never said that i look like him!
M: haha i get it. but whats with the "rajibandari?!" i actually dont know what it is.
K: its like rhyme of "shitaRI" "undo- shitari, gohan tabetari, rajibandari"
M: oh, & who's doing this?
K: im not sure of the group...
M: haha okay we ran out of time. Thank you very much for today even though you are so busy. & btw i think you need to shave off your beard.
K: yeah, haha i would. i just came from the concert rehearsal thats why.
--see you all again next week bye--



MY GOD THIS RADIO SHOW WAS LONG. BUT. I FINISHED IT. I DID IT! lol
i think i skipped few bits & pieces cuz it was SO LONG, but please just brush it off. & please ignore typos and runon sentences. i did try my best. xDDDD

okay, i need to sleep now. I hope you all enjoyed the translation & understood them!
Gnites ♥